Kanjoos ke ghar aag

Ek Kanjoos ke ghar aag lag gai, wo apne ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
poocho kyon ?

Kyonki woh saari raat fire brigade ko miscall maarta raha.

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by gkindian

Three Sardars

Three sardars who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled to get home early. he does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.The 2nd Sardar is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.The 3rd Sardar is also very happy to be home early, but as he goes upstairs he hears noises coming from his bedroom. he quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see his wife in bed with HIS BOSS! Ever so gently, he closes the door and creeps out of his house.The next day, the other two Sardar talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the 3rd Sardar if he wants to leave early also, he exclaims, “NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!”
by gkindian

Noble Prize



When a man was driving down a country road,  he spots a sardar ji standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, 

looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Oh excuse me sir, but what are you doing?

”Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.

”"How?” asks the man, puzzled.

”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

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